Signs

The funniest part about this is thinking how many times people must have smashed into the window before they went about making the sign.

Another sign

Can't imagine what use rope would be in the event of an emergency on a train.

French signs

No idea.............the jokes I want to make are not appropriate.

Irish signs

Can't tell if the sign was for school children or senior citizens

Not technically a sign, but the strangest graffiti ever 

No idea, and I could even see the construction site
it was in front of.

Is this a sign??

Was standing waiting for the bus a couple of days ago, and this just kinda popped up into my eye. Not sure if I would consider it a sign, or that it really means anything but the chances have to be pretty low that I would stumble upon a place like this.

Look at this picture first and see if you can figure it out (double click to enlarge)

In case you couldn't see it, I highlighted below.

Time for a new name

So not sure who does the marketing here, but I gotta think that it would be easy to come up with something better.
I go past this warehouse on the way to Reading everyday, and giggle to myself. Not sure if things don't have the same meaning here vs. the States, but really funny to me.

Who is Frank??

Anyone want to have a guess at this one?

Signs

So in general things are pretty similar to the States, but I have noticed a number of striking differences. It seems everything has a sign for it. Now obviously once you figure them out it all makes sense, but to the casual observer they can be quite confusing. Here is my first impressions of the most interesting so far.

If you walk really funny, like Frankenstein you are not allowed!













If you are running go left!













If you are going to jump, spread your arms and legs wide!

Welcome to Amsterdam! Not sure what the point of this really was, but it was in the Tube and couldn't pass it up.

Not sure if its supposed to taste like booty or come from your booty, but either way, I will pass.

Feel free to make your own jokes

Be careful!! Triangles in the road!

Yeah its sign for speed bumps, but interestingly it gives perfect directions to our flat. Coincidence?

Watch out for pointy Ns!!

Not sure if the one on the one on the left is the mugger or the muggee. If the mugger is on the left then it looks like he is really happy to be giving the hug. If the mugger is on the right, then yeah watch out, they will break your leg!!

Did I mention we don’t have heat? Yeah still no heat. Low of 30 last night. Frost all over everything. Took a 20 minute shower to warm up this morning. On my way to work walked past more than one house with its windows open. Don’t know how they can deal with it but damn!!!